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Non-Veg Jokes

husbend book parte hoye BV KIchoot mae unglidalta hay BV SEX karna haikiya HUSBAND no BV to ungli kio ki the HUSBAND abay yar saffa palta neke liya ungli gili ki hay..


Judge: jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsus kiya? Ladki: Laddoo agar zabarjasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.


Yaad hai vo rat jab shamma jalayi thi, doston ne milke tujhse randi chudwayi thi, daddy tere aye, bhag gaye hum, par teri gaand phatne ki awaz door door tak ayi thi


Raat ki tanhaiyaan, tail ki chiknaiyaan..uthaoo botal tail ki..Musraton k khel ki,na koi munda na koi run, apna haath aur apna hi lun,


Mom! jb Boyfrnd BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop Next day Girl ! Mom usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP


Boy-Teri fudi de har zakm t mera na hona mera kuj ni jana tera hi na badnam hona. Girl-mere veer vi pehla menu hi marnge, kanjra has na bund ta teri v paadnge.


A Salesman tired of his job...He gave up to B'cum a Policeman. Several months later his friend askd: How he liked his new job? He replied: The pay is Gud, The hours aren't bad But the Wat i like the Best is 'The Customer is Always Wrong'....,->


Santa apni mashuk nu nangi kr k Mumme chung reha C mshuk GARAM hoi te boli Hor Kuch Chahida Hai? Santa: tere Doodh Naal je Biscuit Mil jan tan Swad e aaje ke ladki muskurayi, ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte. Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskura ke milenge


Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar


Ek Sher Arz hai - Chamakati raat main chamchamana chut ka, chut ki chadar bani, ashiyana chut ka, Chut se peda hua dewana chut ka, ja re china mein jahan karkhana chut ka. ----ADAAAAAB----


Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai. Doc: do u have girlfriend? Man: no Doc: do u visit prons Website? Man: no Doc: do u go 4 mujra? Man: no Doc: to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?


What would be the name of the sequel to Cheeni Kum starring Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant? A. Cheeni Kum, doodh zyaada.


Saali ask to jija: Nangi hoi jija tainu lagdi pyari , Fudi de saroor which muth jana mari Lun kite apna thaka ke beahji na Dekh ke savere jija lamke hoye Lun nu, Tori wangu mooh lamka ke bheji na. Jija to saali:Nirodhan da packet lyanda main savere m


B.F- ab to chaand taaron ko bhi neend aayee, teri maa ki chut tu nahi aayee. G.F-maa ki chut ka na de wasta, ab utarti hoon bra aur panty, le kar le nasta


Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho, Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho, Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain, Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho! I Love u TATLI TEA...


On 1st night,husband said2 wife:Look darling b4 marriage i had affair with 10 girls.Wife replied:kundli mili hai to gunn toh milenge hi..


Sex is a sensation. Its about a mans temptation, putting his location in a womans destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?


Mume tatte lun chut ghusi fudi chittar patt dodi bra kachi salwar pajami dekh kanjar kidan khus ho reha hai, luchian gallan pad ke! SalaTharki


Old man 2 a gashti Old man:- Jado Jawani wala jor c ve jalma, FUDI bhiri LUN gol c ve jalma, LUN utte chadya NIRODH c ve jalma, TATTE karde kalol c ve jalma. Gashti:- 'Hun ni jawani wala jor ve jalma, FUDI Khulli LUN kamjor ve jalma, LUN utte chad da


A man Asked the sardar to translate it in Ekglish! Mera Seena Khushi Sey Phool Raha hy. Sardar: With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast!


KYA BOSS PHONE NAHI, MISS CALL NAHI, SMS BHI NAHI. ZORDAR KAAM CHALU HAI KYA.. / /I / ,c(,,)= ) ,,', I / LAGE RAHO


IG,manu teri shikayat mili hai ki tu gal gal te gaalan kad da hain Insp,sir main tan kade kise behanchod nu gaal nahi kadi pata nahi keda maachod thuadi bund ch ungal laa gya..


mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay


ek sardar k 20 bachay they 1 din uski wife ne poocha: Mein kesi lag rahi hoon? Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana phool koi phir se na khil jaye.


tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI, WAH.. tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU OR CHERE PE HASI HAI, aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI LuLLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!


Sardar used to fuck sardarni using milk as lubricant. Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctor came out of OT said, 'no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.'


Lo vi mitro..., Gir gai Tokri, khillar gay Vatte. langh gya Valentine, fad lo Tatte. Na Kudi ne diti, na ohdi saheli ne. Hun apas ch hi kr lo vaari-vattey...


Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Nehar par nahanay gaya jab woh naha kar nikla to he has got fishes in his naval hairs(chuwain)next day same thing happened He was very happy he took his wife too so they can catch more fishes they both start taking bath sardar got


Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh kar ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Masterji bole: ZYADA HEHE KI TO 'BAHAR NIKAL KE KHADA KAR DUNGA'


Gareebi se tang akar husband bola : Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi...


GIRL:tum mujh ko swimming sikhatay waqt mery nichay ungli kion dal daitay ho? INSTRUCTOR: woh issliye kay agar surakh say pani gaya tu tum doob jowgi..


Santa apni mashuk nu nangi kr k Mumme chung reha C mshuk GARAM hoi te boli Hor Kuch Chahida Hai? Santa: tere Doodh Naal je Biscuit Mil jan tan Swad e aaje


Baba bakrian chare bund bakre di mare. bakra nassan nu kare baba dhakan nu kare. bakra ro piya babe da cho piya. baba pajj gaya bakra sms pad k hass peya


Main Na Mil Sakoon Jo Tumse Meri Justaju Naa Karna Tumhe Meri hi Qasam Hai Meri Aarzoo Na Karna Mujhse Jisse Hai Mohabbat Use Hai Ajab Ye Aadat Kabhi Munh Ko Pher Lenaa Kabhi Guftagu Naa Karna..


Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai!


aapka aaj ka rashifal- 1. fuddu kamo mein dhyan rahega, 2. lund pe pakad dheeli rahegi, 3. chut k darshan nirasha janak rahege, 4. aur koi apki gand mar sakta hai.


What's Nasbandi.......? Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi Jaate Ho Heera Mandi Uthate Ho Dandi Phir Chodte Ho Randi Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi... ,->


Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega


Aap ko teh-e-dil se CHODA dil ki gehrai se CHODA jazbat ki angraai se CHODA bahot he mohabbat se CHODA pichlay saal ki tarha CHODA aur bahot he laggan se CHODA AUGUST MUBARAK PAKISTAN ZINDABAD


El larki AAHA Adhi raat ko AAHA Jungle main OHOO Jhari k peeche AHAA Sub se chup k AHA Daba daba k AHA Chos chos k OHOO . . . . . Aam kha rahi thi AAHAHAH


Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho


Research shows men r fat than women bcoz every night men get fresh milk and 2 big apples,while women only get 1 banana 2 peanuts and 1 teaspoon of maiyonaise


ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.


Mehndi laga kay Rakhna. Choot kee Shave bana kay Rakhna. Choot koo Paintee Pehna kay Rakhna. Aiein gay Taray Sajna Chondy tughay Gori. Lun ka tail Sanbhal kay Rakhna.


ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.


Woh Sunday ki shaam thi, haath mein glass bhari jaam thi, pilane wali jhakaas Raand thi aur jab hosh aaya toh Police ka danda aur apni Gaand thi!


Why Did English Teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa Asked Her: Y Is Bra Is Singular When It Cover 2 and Panties Plural When It Cover Only One?


GIRL:tum mujh ko swimming sikhatay waqt mery nichay ungli kion dal daitay ho? INSTRUCTOR: woh issliye kay agar surakh say pani gaya tu tum doob jowgi..


Da ghussay da lasa spin kala za tor sham, Kala kala pa jara kala pa shor sham, Kala kala pa dunya k domra bor sham, Zra me ghwari chi pa tola dunya sor sham.


Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day


Whenevr I see a beautiful girl with fair complexion, Sexy figure, Long hair, d only thing I remember is the Tata Sky slogan.. ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALa


Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi. a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha di thi...


Lady-dr saab meri fudi da operation karke bhidi kar deo. Dr-la salwar te khol lattan..... fudi vekh ke dr. boliya.... Bhen di lun,.. ..bhen di lun.. .bhen di lun.. .bhen di lun.. Lady-ehni vaari kyo bole tusi, eho jiha ki vekh liya... Dr-boliya tan e


ek sadu gali say ja raha tha kisi nay uspe bra peahki, Sadhu bola hey prabhu yah tari kaisi leela hai, Aam koi or choose raha hai, aur chilkey humpe phenk raha hai...............


Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha. Uska WO bahot bada tha. Ek aurat ne dekha to boli hamara desh tarakki kaise karega, saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai...


bv: sharam ani chaye aap ko ,aap a aftab ki bv kay sath najayaz sanmbandh hay husband: tumhay kaisay pata chala ? bv: kaal aftab aya tha uss nay aap ka underwear pehna howa tha..


Ek Sadhu vaal kholkar ladies toilet me ghus gaya. Ek aurat ne pucha: Behan, kaun sa mahina hai? sadhu: 11wa... Aurat: Tabhi bache ki 1 baaju bahar hai


Tum Choot mei ghar bana lo, Loray k pillar laga lo, Boobs ki balconies bana lo, Tatton k bulb lagwa lo, Per gand ka kya kro gay? Chalo isay yun he marwa lo! ,->


Gilrls College k samnay se 11 Girls Kailay bachnay waly se 11 kailay mangti hen, Kailay wala kehta he k puray 12 he melayngay, to aik Girl kehti he' Chlo Yaar Aik Kha Leyn Ge'


Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya...



Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi. One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka? He lift lungi and says naal ke saath 450 ka.

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Wife: I want good manners in bed just like at the dinner table Husband climbs into bed slowly, Smiles and say Meri jan zara Mammay pakrana please....

jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey


Gaon me tatti Sehar-latrin Hindu-sandas Muslim-pakhana English-shit Naam alag par maal 1 Roop rang anek par khushbu 1 Anekta me ekta Tatti ki visheshta


Shadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot k andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai


1 pandit chamari ko chod raha tha.chamari ne kaha:meri kiss le. pandit ne kaha nahi ,tu chamar ki hai. Chamari boli:ye chut kya teri maa ki hai..


PUNJABI teacher to a student :Table par ink kisne girai hai? isko punjabi me bol ke batao Student : Eh kine maa chudai hai..


Wife n Mobile 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai..


1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!!!

SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI? COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER WIFES PANTY IT WAS WRITTEN CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND BROTHERS

Dhirtrashtra: Main khush hun ki tumne 100 putron ko janam diya Gandhari : Swami agar aap andhe nai hote to ye sambhav na hota...





SAKHTH GARMI PAR RAHI THE THA MAHINA JUNE KA JAHLARAY THE JHANT KI THA SAMNA CHOOT KA...


meri raah mein yeh wattay kion . angor ju cakhta hon tu woh khattay kion . zindagi issi sooch may guzar gai faraz . akhair 1 lund kay neechay 2 tattay kion?


In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.


1 larkay nay baap ko viagira ki goli di aur kaha papa agar achi lagay tu istimal kay baad mery takiye kay nichay 100rs rakh daina. agli subah larkay nay takiye kay nichay daikha tu 1100rs paray thay larka:abu may nay tu 100rs kahay thay? BAAP:baita m


Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya? Larki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA, April FOOL !!


aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main usse koi chod deta hai woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai kyun? kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge...




Mallika Sherawat went to the gyno for an examination. As the doctor moved his head down betwen her legs he said excitedly, Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen! Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen! You didnt have to say it twice!, she said wi




Dr.: aap k haath ki koni me zakm kaisy? Girl: Doggy style me sex karne sy! Dr.: koi aur style try karo? Girl: mai to karlu par mere Dog ko nahi jamta!




Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked 'kya hua?' Doc: 4 baar aisa hua. sala brain operation karwane aata hai aur bal kutwake bhag jata hai..



Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte, Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte, Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan, Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...




Larke to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga? rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam? Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!! Larke: to phir ghuma k peechay se la lo...




teacher bachay say : batow jab sunbah larkian so kay uthti hain tu ankhain kion masalti hain? bacha : miss kion kay unn pass tatty nahi hotay...



Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye mam, they disturb me. Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na. Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.




Friendship should not be like Breasts coz they r sucked, Not like Vagina coz it is fucked, It should be like a Penis, coz it stands when ever needed.!




Girl: kaash main cycle k neeche ajaon, 2month tak school jana band 2nd girl: kaas main motorcycle k neeche ajaon, 5 month tak school jana band Boy: mere neeche ajao, 9months tak school jana band... 
teacher bachay say : batow jab sunbah larkian so kay uthti hain tu ankhain kion masalti hain? bacha : miss kion kay unn pass tatty nahi hotay...




REPORTER: Lalu Ji. The poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTC dekho ho? rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai Ye fashionwa hai=




teacher: agar sachay dil say raab say duaa ki jaye tu woh pori hoti hay student: rehnay dain miss, agar aisa hota na tu aap kay pait may mera bacha hota..




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Talak k bad husband n wife apna apna saman alag karte huye. Husband bra dete hye :Yeh lo tumhare can ka dhakkan. Wife underwear dete hye ye lo tumhare popat ka pinjra.




Jo mila woh ladkiyo ko mila. hoth mile chusne ke liye, boobs mile dabwane ke liye, chut mili chudwane ke liye, aur hame kya mila. GHANTA,WO BHI HILANE KE LIYE.




After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around




EK Swal? Larkiyan subha uthty he apnii ankhain q Maltii hien.. Sochoo.. Sooch v nahi pata? ok main btata hon.. larkiyan subha uthty he apnii ankhain iss liyee malti hein kyun k un k pas tatty nahi hoty:-p:D




5 Inch ki Jaga ab 7 Inch ka Pehlay se Mota or Extra Lamba Jo apko Dega Pehle say B Zayada Maza Sakoon Aur Araam ki Zamanat . . . . . . . Master ka Molti Foam...




aik aadmi murghi ki gand me lund dalnay ki koshish kar raha hota hay oor kehta hay KHOL VI ANDAY NALON TAY NAI MOTA...




Mom found a Condom in Daughter's Bedroom She went Straight to her and asked What is this? Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umr mein Maa ban Jaon?




ek ko chodh, do ko chodh , chodh na hai to chodh par dimag ki maa mat chodh...



Aayi thi diwali, shuru Hui thand, sikudi thi chut, akade the lund Aa gai holi, chali gai thand, khul gayi chut, latak Gaye lund




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Shaikh Rasheed to musharf: sir humara kiya hoga? Musharf: election jeet sakte ho? Shaikh Rasheed: mushkil he musharf: phr mere lund pe charh k bolo JEAY BHUTTO.





Sperms talking to each other in pennies main doctor banuga, main pilot banuga, after sometime Sardar goes to bathroom for mustarbation saale Sardaar ne sada carieer barbaad kar dita...




Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath say gaand dhotay ho phir gaand se haath dho betho ge




Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha. Uska WO bahot bada tha. Ek aurat ne dekha to boli hamara desh tarakki kaise karega, saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai...




Pregnant girl se Doctor ne pucha: Ye kab hua?Girl:Jab Mom,Dad film dekhne gae the, mera boy friend ghar aya tha.Dr:Tum sath kyo nai gayi?Girl:Film ADULT thi




Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib... . . . . . . . . Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi... ,->
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PIA Officer ne pathan se poocha Air hostess ne thappar kion mara tumhain? Pathan: O yaara us ka Qameez Gaand main ghusa hua tha mainay bahar nikala to hum ko ghusay se dekhnay laga, hum samjha usay bura laga hai is liye humnay Qameez doobara Gaand




aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main usse koi chod deta hai woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai kyun? kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge...




chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 larki ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia. kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli




ek baar osama bin laden se pucha gaya ki sune mein aaya hai ki aap k bahoot sare bache hai.osama bola hamare afghan mein sher likha gaya hai ki jis gali se gujre osama har gali ka bacha kahe ye mere abujaan....




Why did English teacher slap Santa? Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 and Panties plural when it covers only one?




Perfume wala :


6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera




Munda=> jangal pani jandiye muteyare ni pani da ghut pila ja bankiye nare ni.. .. Kudi=> pani je tenu pila dita sare da sara ve. Chitad kade nal dhoun bhain de yara ve...




Man was fucking Nurse. Nurse chilayiAah dard ho ra hey. Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai Jahan sorakh hi nahi aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.